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This blog was written in defence of male superiority and patriarchal dominance; it was written with the idea in mind that all women are breeders and homemakers who belong in the kitchen. The blog itself was initially conceived of as being a great counter-offensive against the twin evils of both feminism and liberal socialism.

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Women should NEVER have been given the right to vote!

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Women have no sense of humour...

All women should cover their ugly faces in public!

All women should cover their ugly faces in public!
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Vaginas are gross

Georgia O’Keeffe’s vivid portrayal of the vulva as most closely approximating a flower in both real life and on a purely symbolic level is a rather quite humorous analogy that can only bring laughter to the face of any sane man; however, to believe such a thing is to be under the influence of self-delusion. As a matter of fact, the vagina is a dank, slimy hole that resembles a pair of lips spotted with cold sores. As is well known to all who have been exposed to one, this filthy orifice is capable of emitting a tremendous stink so powerful that those who approach it are immediately paralyzed by both nausea and fear. The vagina is a vile, filthy piece of genital tissue; only someone who was clearly sick in the head would derive any pleasure from staring at one; even the great psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud admitted to how grossly assymetrical the vulva is on an anatomical level and freely described it as a thing that was the very obverse of beautiful. On the other hand, no one can deny the fact that the female anus is certainly much prettier and more aesthetically pleasing to the eye than the vulva; from a purely hygienic perspective, it is much more sanitary and certainly does not stink as badly. If a woman should take pride in anything, she should take pride in her anus, which is smooth and round, clean and soft, as opposed to the embarrassment of having such a useless, primitive appendage as the vulva between the legs!

The only function that the vagina performs with any degree of efficiency at all is to secrete pus and menstrual blood, mingled with fecal matter and other slime dribbling from the anus, as well as popping out the occasional baby after a brief period of incubation. Otherwise, the vagina is largely a vestigial organ; it is the ultimate mark of both female intellectual and biological inferiority; it is the supreme testimony of the body that bears witness to the female inertia of untold millenia, on (1) a socio-historical level and (2) on the level of intellectual stagnation in terms of action and the gradual development of western philosophical ideas.

In light of the foregoing, anyone can see that the penis is obviously a much superior organ to any vagina. In addition to being a thing of great beauty and convenience, it is also easily stimulated and highly orgasmic, whereas the vulva is frigid and cold, only rarely capable of yielding even the smallest amount of pleasure to those who bear one. The penis is a weapon of conquest and domination, whereas the vagina is an intrument of passivity and submissiveness. The male member is the supreme mechanism of order, by which man, beast, and even the entire universe itself is filtered out from the surrounding chaos, gradually tamed and brought under control. The penis is the source of civilization and culture; science and technology spring from it’s ceaseless activity and high levels of natural aggression. But of what world-historical significance is the vagina, other than for spewing out pus and fecal matter, as well as for whelping infants? Clearly, the fate of the universe hangs on the omnipotent shaft of the male member, and not the bloody, slimy mess produced by a loose vulva.

We should thank the gods on Mount Olympus for the penis, because without it we would be living in grass huts, almost completely naked, scrawling illegible hieroglyphs on cave walls.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have a picture of pig heads right as you enter your page yet you think "vaginas are gross"?

Anonymous said...

you are a fuckin basted just because you admit your smallminded views and 'back them up ' with pseudo scientific terms that any dumb ignorant teenage boy would believe doesnt make you superior. You have a very sad view on life and a very small dick which I assume doubles as a brain. I am a South African Jewish zionist , liberal femminist , I love sex and believe that all men and woen are of equal value in this world. In my country you would be imprisoned for hate speech. Go and get a real job!

Froo said...

Hahahah, this website is awesome and I'm a woman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Or an old child.

Rofl said...

lol you think cunts are disgusting but half your complaints are about how 'frigid' women are when they're around you, how they don't like sex with you, and how you can't make a woman orgasm. I'd suggest you have a tiny penis, but that's ridiculous, guys with tiny penises can still make a woman cum, why can't you?
And a real man satisfies his woman, so she doesn't have to go whoring around either.

Anonymous said...

I think you have a point about the grass huts!

Anonymous said...

I just figured out a very important detail. You are a homosexual, aren't you? You love the anus, but hate the vagina? Sounds awfully gay to me... but what would I know, I'm a silly little woman.

Are all women whores?

Are all women evil incarnate?

Finally, something that ALL women are good at... BEING WHORES!

Finally, something that ALL women are good at... BEING WHORES!

KEEP WOMEN VEILED!

KEEP WOMEN VEILED!
The burkha is the only antidote to liberal socialism and feminism!