In praise of Islam

I certainly understand the great disgust that most men harbour against the Islamic religion. The very theological underpinnings of Muslim fundamentalism may seem irrational, if not downright incoherent. Osama bin Laden and company may be the most comical of demagogues since Charlie Chaplin last goose-stepped on camera. However, the strict Wahhabi puritanism of most Islamist terrorists and salafi jihadists, the images of which are commonly plastered throughout the media, are actually rather quite marginal to the overall aims of the Islamic religion as a whole.There seem to be numerous misconceptions about Islam itself. I have little interest in evangelizing anybody in the central tenets of Islamist theology. After all, I am no missionary, but an apostle of male patriarchal dominance in its purest form. However, the very social structure legitimated by the religion of Islam is certainly praiseworthy and very much in harmony with the ideals of the truest and most virile masculinity.

Those people who are fully assimilated to the values as well as ideological superstructure of modern Western European civilization can actually learn a thing or two about manliness and manhood from Muslim culture.In fact, the United States on September 11, 2001, as well as other western societies like Great Britain and Spain, were successfully attacked by teams of well-organized radical Islamic fundamentalists because of the fact that all western societies have been undergoing a period of rapid feminization since the dawn of the Sexual Revolution in the sixties. The Sexual Revolution was the foolish male attempt to liberate themselves from the tyranny of female domesticity and matriarchal asexuality through the invention of effective synthetic progesterone-based oral contraceptives. Ultimately, it seems that the invention of the pill itself, which relieved so many women from the burdern of pregnancy by making the timing of pregnancy the outcome purely of female choice, triggered the catastrophic de-masculinization of western society that has made the current global social and political order almost tottering on the brink of collapse.

Actually, the contemporary scene within the Occident on an international level can no longer be seen as consisting of the great western democracies. Rather, we are living in an age which is politically dominated by female-controlled western cliterocracies or gynecocracies. Thus, on the eve of September 11, the United States, in the grips of a dangerous matriarchal obsession with (embarassingly enough) women in all levels of the central bureaucracy itself, was attacked. It was attacked because the people of the United States were too busy feminizing all apects of the Western European culture within it. Maybe if the androgenization of both genders, the chief ideological goal of any doctrinaire feminism, wasn’t so touted by the male feminist-dominated United States legislature, the World Trade Centre would never have been attacked.Now, my brothers, let’s look at how Islam deals with women. I know the religious doctrines may sound a tad objectionable to our rationalistic male sensibilities. However, let us ignore the religious dogmas for a minute and let’s focus on religious practice.For one thing, in Islam, the woman belongs in the kitchen and is legislated at gunpoint to stay in the kitchen. I find this an excellent solution to the problem of pay equity and sexual harassment in the workplace.

Islam also teaches us that having women in the workplace is a crime against nature; those who permit women to participate in the workforce should be beaten severely, even executed by the government. In addition, Islam is its strict segregation of the sexes, known as purdah. Islam fully recognizes the obvious intellectual and biological inferiority of women and mandates that they should have no right to associate with any man in public, barring blood relatives. Islam also demands that all women be veiled from head to foot when they go out in public. This makes it exceedingly difficult for any woman to use the natural weapons of her sex, namely the use of her body to financially exploit male sexual vulnerability. Another example of the excellence of religion of the prophet is that no woman can testify against any man in court. A husband’s right to administer corporal punishment to his wife is legally enshrined within the constitution of the Islamic Caliphate itself.Women are also not allowed to vote or participate in public office as well. Another highly praiseworthy aspect of Muslim culture is its legal recognition that women are essentially pieces of chattel property that should be bought and sold. It also alleviates the marriage problem by allowing any man to purchase a wife as a commodity that can be disposed of at any time. In Islam, only men have the right to divorce. Women are not even allowed to have access to any kind of education whatsoever.

In the Muslim religion, men are men and women are women. All women must obey all men and any woman who refuses to submit to male dominance will be promptly handed over to the police and imprisoned.Islam, when it comes to the treatment of women, is a paradise for men.So, my brothers, I don’t think we should be so quick to dismiss the religion of Islam. Yes, I admit Osama is a bit laughable, but the Prophet Mohammed was really onto something when he allowed polygamous marriages in which women are treated as property.

I think that Islam has many virtues, especially in its celebration of unbridled masculinity and naked male patriarchal dominance. We could actually learn a thing or two from the Koran, especially in regards to how we should better control our women who, dressed in stiletto heels and tight boob shirts, are out wrecking the veryfoundations of western civilization itself. No wonder the west is in a state of rapid decline and Muslim culture is in the ascendancy. We’ve given women the reins of power for so long.

Come on, men, let’s pull up our trousers and force all women back into the kitchen where they belong, even at gunpoint, if necessary. We have nothing to lose and everything to gain.